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Valentine’s Dating Guide

It’s been quite the year. Being stuck inside surrounded by popcorn bowls as Netflix asks if you’re ‘still watching’ for days on end has...

Administration Approves ‘Keystone Light XL’ Pipeline to Deliver Low Quality Beer to Fraternities

Under new administration, the Keystone XL pipeline has been seeking new ownership after deals with the US government fell through. Excitingly, this came with...

Institute Writers Awaken From 6 Month Drunken Hibernation With One Message, “Fuck.”

Fuck.  Upon realizing they could not write satire as fucked as reality, the entire Institute staff drank themselves into a coma. However, they have recently...

We Rank Lecture Halls From Least to Most Ass Sweat

Foisie Innovation Studio Bad mouth it all you want- the space age- polymer recliners and open floor plan do wonders for the love...

Fraternity Student “Accidentally” Buys 6 Pack of Coronavirus

C Term, also known as Cold & Flu Term, has plagued the WPI student body since the school’s founding. The student’s poor hygiene and...

2019’s Top 10 (Out of a Possible 5) Frat Party Playlist Hits

The thoughts and opinions expressed in this article are not representative of the author’s music taste or the music taste of the Institute as...

WPI to Add New “Intro to the East Coast” Class for West Coast Natives

According to library historian Ben Dover, there didn’t used to be a need for this sort of intro class. However, as WPI’s marketing and...

RECRUITMENT SURVIVAL KIT: NOW ONLY $19.99

It’s that special time of year again, a time full of sisterhood, opportunity, and a whole lot of judging in the ‘mutual selection process’...

Life At A Liberal Arts School: An Inside Look

As WPI students, our lives are a constant revolving door of projects, assignments, and stress. Our Outlook calendars look like the rustic brick siding...

Boston Tech Company “Not Looking For Anything Serious Right Now”

Every year, tens of companies venture to WPI to recruit the best of the best prospective employees, oftentimes providing graduating seniors with lifelong careers....