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Worcester Construction Company Furious After Receiving 14,893,617 Jalapeño Pretzels As Payment

$49 million is far from a small amount of money, but the company responsible for the construction of Foisie Innovation Studio learned just how...
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Roid Rage At Planet Smoothie Sparks Uproar

An inside source has informed The Institute that due to ‘banned substances’, some of the smoothies at Planet Smoothie will cause student-athletes to fail...

Foisie Takes Drastic Measures to Give IMGD Majors Showers

Early Monday morning, The Institute staff were notified of the IMGD showering system being enabled by Foisie custodians. The system, which was slated to be...

Move-In Day To Sweep Greek Life Under Giant Welcome Mat

As Move-In Day 2018 approaches, WPI is tidying up its campus image by rolling out an enormous red carpet – directly over its beloved...

Campus Events Email Stuck for 8 Months; Finally Sends

On Sunday, April 8th, students witnessed the return of the second most important publication at WPI. Outlook inboxes pinged triumphantly with the arrival of...

We’ve Rebranded as The Taller Towers!

In light of recent events, The Institute has officially rebranded! Welcome everyone, to The Taller Towers (tallertowers.org)! The Towers at WPI's brave decision to call...

Turtleboy Reaches Climax, Scheduled for Move to the Louvre

Affectionately known by the people of Worcester as “Turtleboy,” the statue in Worcester Common has been praised among local art circles for decades, adored...

A9 Says Switching to Skittles the Breakthrough They Need

Following a string of panic attacks and pepper sprays to the face, sources reported that anonymous spirit organization, Animus Novem (A9), is looking to...
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The 12 Pains of Techmas (Video)

Twas the night before Christmas and finals were over.... Happy Holidays from your friends at The Institute!

Greasy Pretzels, Sticky Fingers to Top off $49 Million Innovation Studio

Despite pesky student feedback requesting, “a 21st century restaurant” and “literally anything that doesn’t make me gassy,” WPI is moving forward with bold plans...