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“Foisie’s Open Floor Plan Perfect For Closing Large Sections Off” Says WPI Administration
In last Monday’s press release, WPI administration clarified that the I&E room in Foisie Innovation Studio will be closed to the public starting on...
MQP Team Renders EEE Mosquitoes Harmless
Last month, multiple patients tested positive for EEE in the state of Massachusetts. As a result, residents were advised to stay inside from dusk...
Breaking: Freshman Arrives 45 Minutes Late to Lecture With Dunkin’ Cup
With the largest freshman class to date, WPI is ecstatic to welcome the class of 2023, and excited to watch from afar as a...
In response to rising undergrad numbers and dunks wait times, fountain plumbed with 3...
Ah, the distinct taste of a dunks iced coffee before your 8 AM. It seems to be a prerequisite for early classes, with some...
Freshman Attends Plant Parenthood Looking For Contraceptives
Recently The Institute has received multiple reports of mass confusion at the WPI Campus Event: Plant Parenthood. While the majority of students were extremely...
WPI Introduces “FratPass” For Unaffiliated Students
Ever wanted to go to a fraternity party, but it’s all Greek to you? Unaffiliated? Great news! In 2019 you will be able to...
Card-Spinning CC Cashier Draws Thousands, Increases WPI Revenue 300%
Picture this. You’re about to purchase a burrito bowl from WPI’s world-class campus center cafe. As you’re drenching your meal in Siracha you look...
Senior Bucket List
It's not like you actually have class as a second semester senior anyway. Here's our bucket list to pass the time until that familiar...
Fraternity Man Picks Up Can
Sources reported Thursday that a local fraternity man, unprompted, picked up a can off the side of the road.
“Yeah, I saw it. He just...
10 Best Places at WPI to Take Tasteful Nudes
If there’s one thing every college student needs, its nudes. Not the scandal-inducing unprofessional ones, but tasteful, well-planned, immaculately posed nudes. It’s finals week...
