Squirrels Launch ‘Occupy West Street’ Movement; Tensions Rise

WORCESTER, MA – Rising tension in the campus squirrel communities finally reached a breaking point this afternoon as protests erupted across West Street. “Occupy...

WPI Waiver Fest 2k17: Safe, Legal, and with Just a Hint of Fun!

This week, The Student Waivers Office (SWO) announced its newest fun-filled campus event: Waiver Fest 2k17, which will be ‘duly executed’ on the quadrangle...

RBE Major Seeks Love at Beam Signing Ceremony

Sources reported Thursday that senior Robotics Engineering major, Tanner Brink, attended the Innovation Studio’s Beam Signing and Topping Off Ceremony in the hope of finding true...

Foisie Takes Drastic Measures to Give IMGD Majors Showers

Early Monday morning, The Institute staff were notified of the IMGD showering system being enabled by Foisie custodians. The system, which was slated to be...
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Valentine’s Dating Guide

It’s been quite the year. Being stuck inside surrounded by popcorn bowls as Netflix asks if you’re ‘still watching’ for days on end has...

Campus Events Email Stuck for 8 Months; Finally Sends

On Sunday, April 8th, students witnessed the return of the second most important publication at WPI. Outlook inboxes pinged triumphantly with the arrival of...

A Freshman’s Guide to DAKA Hacks

The Institute staff compiled this list of 10 essential tips and tricks to help you survive your first year in dining hall paradise. 1. Stack...

First Friday Night to Follow Sunday Schedule

As WPI’s revolutionary seven week term system gets started, the administration has announced that Friday night, August 25th, will operate on a Sunday schedule....

Edward 40mask stands to replace the classic drinking game Edward 40hands due to convenience...

With drinking being the only way to pass time, many WPI students have adapted to the safety protocols in place due to...

We’ve Rebranded as The Taller Towers!

In light of recent events, The Institute has officially rebranded! Welcome everyone, to The Taller Towers (tallertowers.org)! The Towers at WPI's brave decision to call...