So you’d like to work for The Institute? Our team of rogue, quick-witted writers could always use another voice of reason. We are looking to find a few more writers for this next academic year. Show us what you’ve got:

Give us your best satirical article with the following title: Chartwells Says Hoverboards to Blame for Burnt DAKA Food

Be concise, be brutal, be funny. 250 words max.

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