Foisie Name Stripped, But Digital Consciousness Remains
Many students were shocked today to see the face of WPI donor Robert Foisie on the propaganda screen of the Innovation...
Huge Pit Reopened, Marking Annual Burial of MQP Reports
Excavators were spotted in a blaze of mechanical fury early Monday morning by Atwater Kent¹. As any WPI veteran will tell you,...
Uptick in COVID Cases Results in “Gulag” Battles at Townhouses
Due to student body confusion surrounding the message of “don’t leave campus” over WPI’s abbreviated spring break, there has been an increase...
Edward 40mask stands to replace the classic drinking game Edward 40hands due to convenience...
With drinking being the only way to pass time, many WPI students have adapted to the safety protocols in place due to...
Smart World Tapestry Taken Down After Lack of Socially Distanced Photos
One of The Institute’s correspondents was knocked off their feet by a strong blast of wind while walking by the Smart World...
COVID Testing Proctors Replaced with Inflatable Tube Men
Citing budget cuts and a realization that it was the easiest job in the world, WPI has begun replacing covid test administrators with large...
Valentine’s Dating Guide
It’s been quite the year. Being stuck inside surrounded by popcorn bowls as Netflix asks if you’re ‘still watching’ for days on end has...
We Rank Lecture Halls From Least to Most Ass Sweat
Foisie Innovation Studio
Bad mouth it all you want- the space age- polymer recliners and open floor plan do wonders for the love...
Fraternity Student “Accidentally” Buys 6 Pack of Coronavirus
C Term, also known as Cold & Flu Term, has plagued the WPI student body since the school’s founding. The student’s poor hygiene and...
2019’s Top 10 (Out of a Possible 5) Frat Party Playlist Hits
The thoughts and opinions expressed in this article are not representative of the author’s music taste or the music taste of the Institute as...