Uptick in COVID Cases Results in “Gulag” Battles at Townhouses

Due to student body confusion surrounding the message of “don’t leave campus” over WPI’s abbreviated spring break, there has been an increase...

Edward 40mask stands to replace the classic drinking game Edward 40hands due to convenience...

With drinking being the only way to pass time, many WPI students have adapted to the safety protocols in place due to...

Smart World Tapestry Taken Down After Lack of Socially Distanced Photos

One of The Institute’s correspondents was knocked off their feet by a strong blast of wind while walking by the Smart World...

COVID Testing Proctors Replaced with Inflatable Tube Men

Citing budget cuts and a realization that it was the easiest job in the world, WPI has begun replacing covid test administrators with large...
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Valentine’s Dating Guide

It’s been quite the year. Being stuck inside surrounded by popcorn bowls as Netflix asks if you’re ‘still watching’ for days on end has...

We Rank Lecture Halls From Least to Most Ass Sweat

Foisie Innovation Studio Bad mouth it all you want- the space age- polymer recliners and open floor plan do wonders for the love...

Fraternity Student “Accidentally” Buys 6 Pack of Coronavirus

C Term, also known as Cold & Flu Term, has plagued the WPI student body since the school’s founding. The student’s poor hygiene and...

2019’s Top 10 (Out of a Possible 5) Frat Party Playlist Hits

The thoughts and opinions expressed in this article are not representative of the author’s music taste or the music taste of the Institute as...

WPI to Add New “Intro to the East Coast” Class for West Coast Natives

According to library historian Ben Dover, there didn’t used to be a need for this sort of intro class. However, as WPI’s marketing and...

RECRUITMENT SURVIVAL KIT: NOW ONLY $19.99

It’s that special time of year again, a time full of sisterhood, opportunity, and a whole lot of judging in the ‘mutual selection process’...