Institute Writers Awaken From 6 Month Drunken Hibernation With One Message, “Fuck.”

Fuck.  Upon realizing they could not write satire as fucked as reality, the entire Institute staff drank themselves into a coma. However, they have recently...

MQP Team Renders EEE Mosquitoes Harmless

Last month, multiple patients tested positive for EEE in the state of Massachusetts. As a result, residents were advised to stay inside from dusk...