Institute Writers Awaken From 6 Month Drunken Hibernation With One Message, “Fuck.”



    Upon realizing they could not write satire as fucked as reality, the entire Institute staff drank themselves into a coma. However, they have recently awoken, and were asked to comment on the situation. Their response was simple, “Fuck.”

    We asked one freshman what they thought about The Institute making a return, “Who the fuck?” he responded.

    Unfortunately, the Institute writers did not see their shadow upon waking in their blacked out room with the curtains pulled tightly shut, meaning they will be returning to an intoxicated slumber for at least another 6 months.

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