Despite pesky student feedback requesting, “a 21st century restaurant” and “literally anything that doesn’t make me gassy,” WPI is moving forward with bold plans for the state-of-the-art Foisie Innovation Studio to feature an Auntie Anne’s Pretzels as its sole dining option (according to insider sources).
Details are currently being hashed out–at this time it is unclear whether the Abercrombie & Fitch will be located next door by the Orange Julius, or on the second floor of the building by the Sunglasses Hut. However, the school assured students that kiosks selling fidget spinners, do-it-yourself spray tans, and pet hermit crabs would be conveniently located adjacent to the Cash for Gold.
At press time, administrators were seen wiping pretzel dog crumbs off their pants before posing for an Instagram pic captioned “#InnovateEverything.”
“Say cheese dip!” said the photographer.