WORCESTER, MA – In an unexpected development, reports are surfacing that WPI has just unveiled its latest capital improvement project. Workers on-site appeased anxious student onlookers, saying that that this “has been the plan all along,” and “have you tried out that lazy river yet?” Sources reported that WPI trustees were seen furiously blowing up inner tubes, as they rushed to be the first to ride Goat Mountain.
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