Meanwhile at Woo State: University Becomes First to Offer Degree in Marrying Up

This is a part of an ongoing series by The Institute to expose students to what life is like outside the WPI bubble. In the...

Vegans Outraged Over Animal-Themed Greek Week

Saying that it is cruel and manipulative to dedicate a week to demeaning animals, vegan students at WPI have a beef with the this...

WPI Contemplates Move to ½-Ply

Citing economical reasons, administrators announced this past week that they are considering replacing the already-brutal 1-ply toilet paper in all residence halls and academic...

Administration Preps for Accepted Students, Orders Facilities to Neglect Places Tour Groups Won’t See

Spring is in the air. For WPI, this means two things: a slightly decreased sense of student misery and a vast increase in potential...

WPI Student Realizes He Is Simply Not Cool Enough for Spring Break

After vacationing in Cancún this past week, WPI student Greg Johnson reported that he had come to the conclusion that he simply is not...

8 Complaint Strategies for WPI Finals Week! You won’t believe #5!

As WPI finals week comes to a close, check out The Institute’s hottest tips for complaining about finals. How many of these tips are...

Due to Lack of Submissions, SGA Changes Competition to 10,000 $1 Ideas

This past week, the Student Government Association announced the second annual “$10,000 Idea Competition”. The competition encourages students to submit a plan for a...

Sorority Girl Doesn’t Love Little, Faces Severe Consequences

The glitter has settled, the tears have subsided, and the crafting has taken a short recess. Sorority girls nationwide have received their little and...

The Institute Investigates: The George C. Gordon Saunas

Following a slew of student complaints about the scorching temperature of WPI’s George C. Gordon library, administration has announced a new direction for the...

WPI Student Celebrates Super Bowl 50 with Overwhelming Indifference

When asked if he would be siding with Panthers or the Broncos in tonight’s “big game,” WPI junior, Gerald Franklin informed The Institute that...