It’s not like you actually have class as a second semester senior anyway. Here’s our bucket list to pass the time until that familiar white tent takes up the entire Quad. As a bonus, post your completed items as pictures to Instagram with the tag #makewpiLITagain to brag to your friends. Plus, the user with the most completed items will win a MegaFan shirt before graduation. Yes, these shirts are still sitting in our basement some 3 years later.
- Poop in the fountain hole
- Use the fountain as a bidet
- Stay in a tech suite one minute past the end time
- Ask that cute boy out you have always been dreaming of
- Get certified for the Washburn Labs
- Subsequently fuck in the Washburn Labs
- Get an STD in Washburn Labs (and leave it there?)
- Join a club that peaks your interest
- Cross a street using a crosswalk #CrossSafeWPI
- Walk for Fitness
- Drink in every lecture hall
- Finally tell your roommates how you REALLY feel about them
- Confess your love to that hunk of a professor (he’s a silver fox)
- Confess your love to that spicy TA
- Pull a senior prank
- Do things on the seal
- Seal a letter on the seal
- Pretend you are a seal on the seal
- Learn something new (HA!)
- Take a class that is not in your major
- Go skinny dipping in institute pond
- Think about skinny dipping in the reflection pool but hold yourself back cause its a memorial
- Get your buns out in the sun on the quad
- Reconnect with your freshman year hookups
- Tell them you’re pregnant
- And it’s theirs
- Finally do your inquiry seminar
- Finally tell your mqp advisor the Truth…
- Kiss gompei on the lips FINALLY
- Send something NSFW to WPI Crushes
- Cry about leaving
- Realize that you’re not actually sad about leaving
- Tell all your friends about the Institute
- Reread all the old Institute articles
- Donate to The Institute
- Streak across the Quad
- Flip off an administrator (the higher up the better)
- Take Hudson’s mini Tesla
- Go in the steam tunnels and set off all the alarms
- Join a frat/srat
- Haze your friends because you know you’ve always wanted to experience that a little bit
- Somehow screencast on to the Foisie Innovation Studio Impact Project Experience Screen
- Court a Worcester townie
- Pee off the bridge
- Throw up off the bridge
- Poop off the bridge
- Use the bridge as your bathroom for a day
- Plant a bunch of seeds/ flowers on the quad and fuck up years of careful gardening
- Go to a frat party, steal snacks, and go home
- Sign up for an intramural and take it too seriously
- Meal Prep?
- Sneak into DAKA for old times sake
- Beat Just Dance Kid at least once
- Get a job at the Goats Head, or just a job
- Blackout at the Goats Head
- Steal the Goats Head Trophy
- Break into Skull Tomb
- Realize it’s just a big ball pit
- Cut the line at Leit’s
- Leave Leit’s because Loft is better
- Use Shazam for musical bingo at the goat’s head
- Enter the WPI Rubix Cube Competition
- Actually go to the BSU Fashion Show (Saturday, March 23nd, 7pm-10pm)
- Be a part of the BSU Fashion Show
- Throw your underwear at Quinn XCII at Big Show
- Walk up on that stage, and get that diploma!
- Tickle Laurie’s hand as you get that diploma
- OR Get drunk and miss graduation
- Hug Fran, you’re going to miss her <3
