Vegans Outraged Over Animal-Themed Greek Week
Saying that it is cruel and manipulative to dedicate a week to demeaning animals, vegan students at WPI have a beef with the this...
WPI Greek Life Bans Solo Cups From All Fraternities
After reports surfaced over the weekend of a single Natural Light beer being poured into a solo cup somewhere on campus, the administration’s top...
Endangered Fraternity Chapter Shut Down After Negligent Parent Lets Child Wander From Tour
The internet is in a tizzy after videos surfaced last week of a young boy wandering into a fraternity house. Four-year old Johnny Johnson,...
Fraternity Man Picks Up Can
Sources reported Thursday that a local fraternity man, unprompted, picked up a can off the side of the road.
“Yeah, I saw it. He just...
WPI Introduces “FratPass” For Unaffiliated Students
Ever wanted to go to a fraternity party, but it’s all Greek to you? Unaffiliated? Great news! In 2019 you will be able to...
RECRUITMENT SURVIVAL KIT: NOW ONLY $19.99
It’s that special time of year again, a time full of sisterhood, opportunity, and a whole lot of judging in the ‘mutual selection process’...
2019’s Top 10 (Out of a Possible 5) Frat Party Playlist Hits
The thoughts and opinions expressed in this article are not representative of the author’s music taste or the music taste of the Institute as...
Administration Approves ‘Keystone Light XL’ Pipeline to Deliver Low Quality Beer to Fraternities
Under new administration, the Keystone XL pipeline has been seeking new ownership after deals with the US government fell through. Excitingly, this came with...
