2019’s Top 10 (Out of a Possible 5) Frat Party Playlist Hits

The thoughts and opinions expressed in this article are not representative of the author’s music taste or the music taste of the Institute as...

Vegans Outraged Over Animal-Themed Greek Week

Saying that it is cruel and manipulative to dedicate a week to demeaning animals, vegan students at WPI have a beef with the this...

Fraternity Man Picks Up Can

Sources reported Thursday that a local fraternity man, unprompted, picked up a can off the side of the road. “Yeah, I saw it. He just...

WPI Introduces “FratPass” For Unaffiliated Students

Ever wanted to go to a fraternity party, but it’s all Greek to you? Unaffiliated? Great news! In 2019 you will be able to...

WPI Greek Life Bans Solo Cups From All Fraternities

After reports surfaced over the weekend of a single Natural Light beer being poured into a solo cup somewhere on campus, the administration’s top...

Endangered Fraternity Chapter Shut Down After Negligent Parent Lets Child Wander From Tour

The internet is in a tizzy after videos surfaced last week of a young boy wandering into a fraternity house. Four-year old Johnny Johnson,...

RECRUITMENT SURVIVAL KIT: NOW ONLY $19.99

It’s that special time of year again, a time full of sisterhood, opportunity, and a whole lot of judging in the ‘mutual selection process’...

Sorority Girl Doesn’t Love Little, Faces Severe Consequences

The glitter has settled, the tears have subsided, and the crafting has taken a short recess. Sorority girls nationwide have received their little and...