WPI Mom Rejoices that Son “Basically Invented” Heart Tissue

After news of a WPI scientific breakthrough flooded the internet earlier this week, local Worcester resident Barbara Baker quickly took to Facebook to share...

Tale of 54-Year-Old WPI Janitor Grad to Hit the Big Screen

Sources are reporting that Boston natives Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are putting the finishing touches on the script for their upcoming film, “Better...

Squirrels Launch ‘Occupy West Street’ Movement; Tensions Rise

WORCESTER, MA – Rising tension in the campus squirrel communities finally reached a breaking point this afternoon as protests erupted across West Street. “Occupy...

Hungover Students Tragically Forget that Chick-fil-A is Closed on Sundays

WORCESTER, MA - At 9:47 AM on the morning of November 5th, 2017, 4 WPI students were seen groggily entering a silver Honda Civic,...