Worcester Construction Company Furious After Receiving 14,893,617 Jalapeño Pretzels As Payment
$49 million is far from a small amount of money, but the company responsible for the construction of Foisie Innovation Studio learned just how...
WPI Mom Rejoices that Son “Basically Invented” Heart Tissue
After news of a WPI scientific breakthrough flooded the internet earlier this week, local Worcester resident Barbara Baker quickly took to Facebook to share...
Hungover Students Tragically Forget that Chick-fil-A is Closed on Sundays
WORCESTER, MA - At 9:47 AM on the morning of November 5th, 2017, 4 WPI students were seen groggily entering a silver Honda Civic,...
Squirrels Launch ‘Occupy West Street’ Movement; Tensions Rise
WORCESTER, MA – Rising tension in the campus squirrel communities finally reached a breaking point this afternoon as protests erupted across West Street. “Occupy...
Tale of 54-Year-Old WPI Janitor Grad to Hit the Big Screen
Sources are reporting that Boston natives Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are putting the finishing touches on the script for their upcoming film, “Better...
Turtleboy Reaches Climax, Scheduled for Move to the Louvre
Affectionately known by the people of Worcester as “Turtleboy,” the statue in Worcester Common has been praised among local art circles for decades, adored...
Worcester Ranked “Friendliest City in America if Trying to Buy Heroin”
Each year hundreds of articles are released ranking cities across America in a plethora of categories. Recently, our great city of Worcester finally made...
Senior Bucket List
It's not like you actually have class as a second semester senior anyway. Here's our bucket list to pass the time until that familiar...
In response to rising undergrad numbers and dunks wait times, fountain plumbed with 3...
Ah, the distinct taste of a dunks iced coffee before your 8 AM. It seems to be a prerequisite for early classes, with some...
