In response to rising undergrad numbers and dunks wait times, fountain plumbed with 3...
Ah, the distinct taste of a dunks iced coffee before your 8 AM. It seems to be a prerequisite for early classes, with some...
Foisie Takes Drastic Measures to Give IMGD Majors Showers
Early Monday morning, The Institute staff were notified of the IMGD showering system being enabled by Foisie custodians.
The system, which was slated to be...
Lone Asshole Takes Up Entire Table Meant for Six
At approximately 3PM local time, sources reported that WPI sophomore Jerry Thompson walked right past the desks designed for individual use, and sat himself...
Move-In Day To Sweep Greek Life Under Giant Welcome Mat
As Move-In Day 2018 approaches, WPI is tidying up its campus image by rolling out an enormous red carpet – directly over its beloved...
We’ve Rebranded as The Taller Towers!
In light of recent events, The Institute has officially rebranded! Welcome everyone, to The Taller Towers (tallertowers.org)!
The Towers at WPI's brave decision to call...
COVID Testing Proctors Replaced with Inflatable Tube Men
Citing budget cuts and a realization that it was the easiest job in the world, WPI has begun replacing covid test administrators with large...
Vegans Outraged Over Animal-Themed Greek Week
Saying that it is cruel and manipulative to dedicate a week to demeaning animals, vegan students at WPI have a beef with the this...
Edward 40mask stands to replace the classic drinking game Edward 40hands due to convenience...
With drinking being the only way to pass time, many WPI students have adapted to the safety protocols in place due to...
WPI Student Realizes He Is Simply Not Cool Enough for Spring Break
After vacationing in Cancún this past week, WPI student Greg Johnson reported that he had come to the conclusion that he simply is not...
Foisie Innovation Studio Plans Unveiled, Just Robotics Lab with Beds
The great institution of WPI was the first school in the nation to offer a bachelor’s degree program in Robotics Engineering. Needless to say,...
