Smart World Tapestry Taken Down After Lack of Socially Distanced Photos
One of The Institute’s correspondents was knocked off their feet by a strong blast of wind while walking by the Smart World...
Second Semester CA Faces Existential Crisis
WORCESTER, MA - Current roommates reported earlier this week that local WPI student Ashley Stone has been grappling with the tough realization that she...
A9 Says Switching to Skittles the Breakthrough They Need
Following a string of panic attacks and pepper sprays to the face, sources reported that anonymous spirit organization, Animus Novem (A9), is looking to...
COVID Testing Proctors Replaced with Inflatable Tube Men
Citing budget cuts and a realization that it was the easiest job in the world, WPI has begun replacing covid test administrators with large...
2019’s Top 10 (Out of a Possible 5) Frat Party Playlist Hits
The thoughts and opinions expressed in this article are not representative of the author’s music taste or the music taste of the Institute as...
The Institute Investigates: The George C. Gordon Saunas
Following a slew of student complaints about the scorching temperature of WPI’s George C. Gordon library, administration has announced a new direction for the...
Breaking: Freshman Arrives 45 Minutes Late to Lecture With Dunkin’ Cup
With the largest freshman class to date, WPI is ecstatic to welcome the class of 2023, and excited to watch from afar as a...
WPI Mom Rejoices that Son “Basically Invented” Heart Tissue
After news of a WPI scientific breakthrough flooded the internet earlier this week, local Worcester resident Barbara Baker quickly took to Facebook to share...
Due to Lack of Submissions, SGA Changes Competition to 10,000 $1 Ideas
This past week, the Student Government Association announced the second annual “$10,000 Idea Competition”. The competition encourages students to submit a plan for a...
Huge Pit Reopened, Marking Annual Burial of MQP Reports
Excavators were spotted in a blaze of mechanical fury early Monday morning by Atwater Kent¹. As any WPI veteran will tell you,...
