Breaking: Freshman Arrives 45 Minutes Late to Lecture With Dunkin’ Cup
With the largest freshman class to date, WPI is ecstatic to welcome the class of 2023, and excited to watch from afar as a...
WPI Mom Rejoices that Son “Basically Invented” Heart Tissue
After news of a WPI scientific breakthrough flooded the internet earlier this week, local Worcester resident Barbara Baker quickly took to Facebook to share...
We’ve Rebranded as The Taller Towers!
In light of recent events, The Institute has officially rebranded! Welcome everyone, to The Taller Towers (tallertowers.org)!
The Towers at WPI's brave decision to call...
Vegans Outraged Over Animal-Themed Greek Week
Saying that it is cruel and manipulative to dedicate a week to demeaning animals, vegan students at WPI have a beef with the this...
In response to rising undergrad numbers and dunks wait times, fountain plumbed with 3...
Ah, the distinct taste of a dunks iced coffee before your 8 AM. It seems to be a prerequisite for early classes, with some...
COVID Testing Proctors Replaced with Inflatable Tube Men
Citing budget cuts and a realization that it was the easiest job in the world, WPI has begun replacing covid test administrators with large...
Freshman Attends Plant Parenthood Looking For Contraceptives
Recently The Institute has received multiple reports of mass confusion at the WPI Campus Event: Plant Parenthood. While the majority of students were extremely...
Smart World Tapestry Taken Down After Lack of Socially Distanced Photos
One of The Institute’s correspondents was knocked off their feet by a strong blast of wind while walking by the Smart World...
WPI Student Realizes He Is Simply Not Cool Enough for Spring Break
After vacationing in Cancún this past week, WPI student Greg Johnson reported that he had come to the conclusion that he simply is not...
BREAKING NOW: WPI Unveils Foisie Innovation Waterpark
WORCESTER, MA - In an unexpected development, reports are surfacing that WPI has just unveiled its latest capital improvement project. Workers on-site appeased anxious student onlookers, saying...
