8 Complaint Strategies for WPI Finals Week! You won’t believe #5!

As WPI finals week comes to a close, check out The Institute’s hottest tips for complaining about finals. How many of these tips are...

Endangered Fraternity Chapter Shut Down After Negligent Parent Lets Child Wander From Tour

The internet is in a tizzy after videos surfaced last week of a young boy wandering into a fraternity house. Four-year old Johnny Johnson,...

Second Semester CA Faces Existential Crisis

WORCESTER, MA - Current roommates reported earlier this week that local WPI student Ashley Stone has been grappling with the tough realization that she...

The Institute Investigates: The George C. Gordon Saunas

Following a slew of student complaints about the scorching temperature of WPI’s George C. Gordon library, administration has announced a new direction for the...

Post-Cancún Blizzard Leaves Seniors “Literally Dying”

This past week, WPI seniors finally lived out their MTV-inspired spring breaks and returned to Worcester for their final D Term. However, rather than...

Vegans Outraged Over Animal-Themed Greek Week

Saying that it is cruel and manipulative to dedicate a week to demeaning animals, vegan students at WPI have a beef with the this...

WPI Student Celebrates Super Bowl 50 with Overwhelming Indifference

When asked if he would be siding with Panthers or the Broncos in tonight’s “big game,” WPI junior, Gerald Franklin informed The Institute that...

Tale of 54-Year-Old WPI Janitor Grad to Hit the Big Screen

Sources are reporting that Boston natives Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are putting the finishing touches on the script for their upcoming film, “Better...

RBE Major Seeks Love at Beam Signing Ceremony

Sources reported Thursday that senior Robotics Engineering major, Tanner Brink, attended the Innovation Studio’s Beam Signing and Topping Off Ceremony in the hope of finding true...

BREAKING NOW: WPI Unveils Foisie Innovation Waterpark

WORCESTER, MA - In an unexpected development, reports are surfacing that WPI has just unveiled its latest capital improvement project. Workers on-site appeased anxious student onlookers, saying...