Foisie Innovation Studio Plans Unveiled, Just Robotics Lab with Beds
The great institution of WPI was the first school in the nation to offer a bachelor’s degree program in Robotics Engineering. Needless to say,...
Foisie Takes Drastic Measures to Give IMGD Majors Showers
Early Monday morning, The Institute staff were notified of the IMGD showering system being enabled by Foisie custodians.
The system, which was slated to be...
WPI Mom Rejoices that Son “Basically Invented” Heart Tissue
After news of a WPI scientific breakthrough flooded the internet earlier this week, local Worcester resident Barbara Baker quickly took to Facebook to share...
WPI to Add New “Intro to the East Coast” Class for West Coast Natives
According to library historian Ben Dover, there didn’t used to be a need for this sort of intro class. However, as WPI’s marketing and...
HoverBoards Deemed Too Risky for School’s Overwhelming Unathletic Population
This past Tuesday the administration released a memo restricting the use and storage of hoverboards in residence halls and dining halls. The memo came...
Sign the Petition: “Pokemon Go for Fitness” Gym Class
Because an unfortunate majority of our readers are now battling life-threatening addictions to a Japanese video game reboot, The Institute has decided to be...
We’ve Rebranded as The Taller Towers!
In light of recent events, The Institute has officially rebranded! Welcome everyone, to The Taller Towers (tallertowers.org)!
The Towers at WPI's brave decision to call...
10 Best Places at WPI to Take Tasteful Nudes
If there’s one thing every college student needs, its nudes. Not the scandal-inducing unprofessional ones, but tasteful, well-planned, immaculately posed nudes. It’s finals week...
BREAKING NOW: WPI Unveils Foisie Innovation Waterpark
WORCESTER, MA - In an unexpected development, reports are surfacing that WPI has just unveiled its latest capital improvement project. Workers on-site appeased anxious student onlookers, saying...
WPI Student Realizes He Is Simply Not Cool Enough for Spring Break
After vacationing in Cancún this past week, WPI student Greg Johnson reported that he had come to the conclusion that he simply is not...
