HoverBoards Deemed Too Risky for School’s Overwhelming Unathletic Population
This past Tuesday the administration released a memo restricting the use and storage of hoverboards in residence halls and dining halls. The memo came...
First Friday Night to Follow Sunday Schedule
As WPI’s revolutionary seven week term system gets started, the administration has announced that Friday night, August 25th, will operate on a Sunday schedule....
BREAKING NOW: WPI Unveils Foisie Innovation Waterpark
WORCESTER, MA - In an unexpected development, reports are surfacing that WPI has just unveiled its latest capital improvement project. Workers on-site appeased anxious student onlookers, saying...
Card-Spinning CC Cashier Draws Thousands, Increases WPI Revenue 300%
Picture this. You’re about to purchase a burrito bowl from WPI’s world-class campus center cafe. As you’re drenching your meal in Siracha you look...
More Helpful WPI Countdowns to Keep You on the Edge of Your Seat
Last week a helpful countdown was posted on myWPI which aims to keep students in total suspense for the next year and a quarter while campus...
WPI Student Celebrates Super Bowl 50 with Overwhelming Indifference
When asked if he would be siding with Panthers or the Broncos in tonight’s “big game,” WPI junior, Gerald Franklin informed The Institute that...
8 Complaint Strategies for WPI Finals Week! You won’t believe #5!
As WPI finals week comes to a close, check out The Institute’s hottest tips for complaining about finals. How many of these tips are...
Breaking: Freshman Arrives 45 Minutes Late to Lecture With Dunkin’ Cup
With the largest freshman class to date, WPI is ecstatic to welcome the class of 2023, and excited to watch from afar as a...
2019’s Top 10 (Out of a Possible 5) Frat Party Playlist Hits
The thoughts and opinions expressed in this article are not representative of the author’s music taste or the music taste of the Institute as...
Foisie Takes Drastic Measures to Give IMGD Majors Showers
Early Monday morning, The Institute staff were notified of the IMGD showering system being enabled by Foisie custodians.
The system, which was slated to be...
