Endangered Fraternity Chapter Shut Down After Negligent Parent Lets Child Wander From Tour

The internet is in a tizzy after videos surfaced last week of a young boy wandering into a fraternity house. Four-year old Johnny Johnson,...

Post-Cancún Blizzard Leaves Seniors “Literally Dying”

This past week, WPI seniors finally lived out their MTV-inspired spring breaks and returned to Worcester for their final D Term. However, rather than...

Sign the Petition: “Pokemon Go for Fitness” Gym Class

Because an unfortunate majority of our readers are now battling life-threatening addictions to a Japanese video game reboot, The Institute has decided to be...

Squirrels Launch ‘Occupy West Street’ Movement; Tensions Rise

WORCESTER, MA – Rising tension in the campus squirrel communities finally reached a breaking point this afternoon as protests erupted across West Street. “Occupy...

Second Semester CA Faces Existential Crisis

WORCESTER, MA - Current roommates reported earlier this week that local WPI student Ashley Stone has been grappling with the tough realization that she...

WPI Mom Rejoices that Son “Basically Invented” Heart Tissue

After news of a WPI scientific breakthrough flooded the internet earlier this week, local Worcester resident Barbara Baker quickly took to Facebook to share...

RBE Major Seeks Love at Beam Signing Ceremony

Sources reported Thursday that senior Robotics Engineering major, Tanner Brink, attended the Innovation Studio’s Beam Signing and Topping Off Ceremony in the hope of finding true...

8 Complaint Strategies for WPI Finals Week! You won’t believe #5!

As WPI finals week comes to a close, check out The Institute’s hottest tips for complaining about finals. How many of these tips are...

Jug Club Exposed: Who Are They and Why Are They so Hydrated?

Simultaneously fashionable and functional, the gallon water jug is perfect for your average buff dude on the go. Before the jug, dehydration prevailed, its...

The Institute Investigates: The George C. Gordon Saunas

Following a slew of student complaints about the scorching temperature of WPI’s George C. Gordon library, administration has announced a new direction for the...