Uptick in COVID Cases Results in “Gulag” Battles at Townhouses
Due to student body confusion surrounding the message of “don’t leave campus” over WPI’s abbreviated spring break, there has been an increase...
Move-In Day To Sweep Greek Life Under Giant Welcome Mat
As Move-In Day 2018 approaches, WPI is tidying up its campus image by rolling out an enormous red carpet – directly over its beloved...
Breaking: Freshman Arrives 45 Minutes Late to Lecture With Dunkin’ Cup
With the largest freshman class to date, WPI is ecstatic to welcome the class of 2023, and excited to watch from afar as a...
Jug Club Exposed: Who Are They and Why Are They so Hydrated?
Simultaneously fashionable and functional, the gallon water jug is perfect for your average buff dude on the go. Before the jug, dehydration prevailed, its...
Valentine’s Dating Guide
It’s been quite the year. Being stuck inside surrounded by popcorn bowls as Netflix asks if you’re ‘still watching’ for days on end has...
Junior Sets Record! Complains About ID 2050 for 2 Weeks Straight!
Sources reported last week that WPI junior, Ashleigh Johnson, officially smashed the world record for longest ID 2050 complaint session by ranting ceaselessly for...
RBE Major Seeks Love at Beam Signing Ceremony
Sources reported Thursday that senior Robotics Engineering major, Tanner Brink, attended the Innovation Studio’s Beam Signing and Topping Off Ceremony in the hope of finding true...
10 Best Places at WPI to Take Tasteful Nudes
If there’s one thing every college student needs, its nudes. Not the scandal-inducing unprofessional ones, but tasteful, well-planned, immaculately posed nudes. It’s finals week...
Senior Bucket List
It's not like you actually have class as a second semester senior anyway. Here's our bucket list to pass the time until that familiar...
Second Semester CA Faces Existential Crisis
WORCESTER, MA - Current roommates reported earlier this week that local WPI student Ashley Stone has been grappling with the tough realization that she...
