RBE Major Seeks Love at Beam Signing Ceremony
Sources reported Thursday that senior Robotics Engineering major, Tanner Brink, attended the Innovation Studio’s Beam Signing and Topping Off Ceremony in the hope of finding true...
8 Complaint Strategies for WPI Finals Week! You won’t believe #5!
As WPI finals week comes to a close, check out The Institute’s hottest tips for complaining about finals. How many of these tips are...
Fraternity Student “Accidentally” Buys 6 Pack of Coronavirus
C Term, also known as Cold & Flu Term, has plagued the WPI student body since the school’s founding. The student’s poor hygiene and...
10 Best Places at WPI to Take Tasteful Nudes
If there’s one thing every college student needs, its nudes. Not the scandal-inducing unprofessional ones, but tasteful, well-planned, immaculately posed nudes. It’s finals week...
WPI Mom Rejoices that Son “Basically Invented” Heart Tissue
After news of a WPI scientific breakthrough flooded the internet earlier this week, local Worcester resident Barbara Baker quickly took to Facebook to share...
Foisie Innovation Studio Plans Unveiled, Just Robotics Lab with Beds
The great institution of WPI was the first school in the nation to offer a bachelor’s degree program in Robotics Engineering. Needless to say,...
The Institute Investigates: The George C. Gordon Saunas
Following a slew of student complaints about the scorching temperature of WPI’s George C. Gordon library, administration has announced a new direction for the...
How To Land That First Year Internship
Today you have to go to the career fair, meet with your academic advisor for the first and last time ever, AND submit that...
Skull Embroiders “Exclusive” on Ribbons; Clears up Confusion
Facing concerns that their secret society wasn’t achieving high enough levels of attention, members of WPI’s senior honor society, The Skull, announced their initiative...
Foisie Takes Drastic Measures to Give IMGD Majors Showers
Early Monday morning, The Institute staff were notified of the IMGD showering system being enabled by Foisie custodians.
The system, which was slated to be...
