How To Land That First Year Internship

Today you have to go to the career fair, meet with your academic advisor for the first and last time ever, AND submit that...

Tale of 54-Year-Old WPI Janitor Grad to Hit the Big Screen

Sources are reporting that Boston natives Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are putting the finishing touches on the script for their upcoming film, “Better...

Foisie Name Stripped, But Digital Consciousness Remains

Many students were shocked today to see the face of WPI donor Robert Foisie on the propaganda screen of the Innovation...

Smart World Tapestry Taken Down After Lack of Socially Distanced Photos

One of The Institute’s correspondents was knocked off their feet by a strong blast of wind while walking by the Smart World...

Edward 40mask stands to replace the classic drinking game Edward 40hands due to convenience...

With drinking being the only way to pass time, many WPI students have adapted to the safety protocols in place due to...
Giant student ID is spun in a sign-twirling fashion outside the CC

Card-Spinning CC Cashier Draws Thousands, Increases WPI Revenue 300%

Picture this. You’re about to purchase a burrito bowl from WPI’s world-class campus center cafe. As you’re drenching your meal in Siracha you look...

Squirrels Launch ‘Occupy West Street’ Movement; Tensions Rise

WORCESTER, MA – Rising tension in the campus squirrel communities finally reached a breaking point this afternoon as protests erupted across West Street. “Occupy...

Students Sit in Gym For 12 Hours to Raise Money for CEO’s Mansion

The campus bustles as students, faculty, and staff prepare for another year of Relay for Life, taking place in the Recreation Center this upcoming...

BREAKING NOW: WPI Unveils Foisie Innovation Waterpark

WORCESTER, MA - In an unexpected development, reports are surfacing that WPI has just unveiled its latest capital improvement project. Workers on-site appeased anxious student onlookers, saying...

Skull Embroiders “Exclusive” on Ribbons; Clears up Confusion

Facing concerns that their secret society wasn’t achieving high enough levels of attention, members of WPI’s senior honor society, The Skull, announced their initiative...