WPI Mom Rejoices that Son “Basically Invented” Heart Tissue

After news of a WPI scientific breakthrough flooded the internet earlier this week, local Worcester resident Barbara Baker quickly took to Facebook to share...

RBE Major Seeks Love at Beam Signing Ceremony

Sources reported Thursday that senior Robotics Engineering major, Tanner Brink, attended the Innovation Studio’s Beam Signing and Topping Off Ceremony in the hope of finding true...

BREAKING NOW: WPI Unveils Foisie Innovation Waterpark

WORCESTER, MA - In an unexpected development, reports are surfacing that WPI has just unveiled its latest capital improvement project. Workers on-site appeased anxious student onlookers, saying...

Junior Sets Record! Complains About ID 2050 for 2 Weeks Straight!

Sources reported last week that WPI junior, Ashleigh Johnson, officially smashed the world record for longest ID 2050 complaint session by ranting ceaselessly for...

Post-Cancún Blizzard Leaves Seniors “Literally Dying”

This past week, WPI seniors finally lived out their MTV-inspired spring breaks and returned to Worcester for their final D Term. However, rather than...

A9 Says Switching to Skittles the Breakthrough They Need

Following a string of panic attacks and pepper sprays to the face, sources reported that anonymous spirit organization, Animus Novem (A9), is looking to...

Vegans Outraged Over Animal-Themed Greek Week

Saying that it is cruel and manipulative to dedicate a week to demeaning animals, vegan students at WPI have a beef with the this...

We’ve Rebranded as The Taller Towers!

In light of recent events, The Institute has officially rebranded! Welcome everyone, to The Taller Towers (tallertowers.org)! The Towers at WPI's brave decision to call...

Students Sit in Gym For 12 Hours to Raise Money for CEO’s Mansion

The campus bustles as students, faculty, and staff prepare for another year of Relay for Life, taking place in the Recreation Center this upcoming...

First Friday Night to Follow Sunday Schedule

As WPI’s revolutionary seven week term system gets started, the administration has announced that Friday night, August 25th, will operate on a Sunday schedule....