WPI Mom Rejoices that Son “Basically Invented” Heart Tissue
After news of a WPI scientific breakthrough flooded the internet earlier this week, local Worcester resident Barbara Baker quickly took to Facebook to share...
BREAKING NOW: WPI Unveils Foisie Innovation Waterpark
WORCESTER, MA - In an unexpected development, reports are surfacing that WPI has just unveiled its latest capital improvement project. Workers on-site appeased anxious student onlookers, saying...
RBE Major Seeks Love at Beam Signing Ceremony
Sources reported Thursday that senior Robotics Engineering major, Tanner Brink, attended the Innovation Studio’s Beam Signing and Topping Off Ceremony in the hope of finding true...
A Freshman’s Guide to DAKA Hacks
The Institute staff compiled this list of 10 essential tips and tricks to help you survive your first year in dining hall paradise.
1. Stack...
Foisie Name Stripped, But Digital Consciousness Remains
Many students were shocked today to see the face of WPI donor Robert Foisie on the propaganda screen of the Innovation...
Move-In Day To Sweep Greek Life Under Giant Welcome Mat
As Move-In Day 2018 approaches, WPI is tidying up its campus image by rolling out an enormous red carpet – directly over its beloved...
Endangered Fraternity Chapter Shut Down After Negligent Parent Lets Child Wander From Tour
The internet is in a tizzy after videos surfaced last week of a young boy wandering into a fraternity house. Four-year old Johnny Johnson,...
WPI to Add New “Intro to the East Coast” Class for West Coast Natives
According to library historian Ben Dover, there didn’t used to be a need for this sort of intro class. However, as WPI’s marketing and...
Introducing SNAP X Premium Shuttles; Sleek, Luxurious, Still Not on Time
As part of an exciting new initiative to suck less during the 2017-2018 academic year, WPI’s SNAP transportation service has unveiled its new premium...
Foisie Takes Drastic Measures to Give IMGD Majors Showers
Early Monday morning, The Institute staff were notified of the IMGD showering system being enabled by Foisie custodians.
The system, which was slated to be...
