Fraternity Man Picks Up Can
Sources reported Thursday that a local fraternity man, unprompted, picked up a can off the side of the road.
“Yeah, I saw it. He just...
10 Best Places at WPI to Take Tasteful Nudes
If there’s one thing every college student needs, its nudes. Not the scandal-inducing unprofessional ones, but tasteful, well-planned, immaculately posed nudes. It’s finals week...
How To Land That First Year Internship
Today you have to go to the career fair, meet with your academic advisor for the first and last time ever, AND submit that...
Worcester Construction Company Furious After Receiving 14,893,617 Jalapeño Pretzels As Payment
$49 million is far from a small amount of money, but the company responsible for the construction of Foisie Innovation Studio learned just how...
Roid Rage At Planet Smoothie Sparks Uproar
An inside source has informed The Institute that due to ‘banned substances’, some of the smoothies at Planet Smoothie will cause student-athletes to fail...
Foisie Takes Drastic Measures to Give IMGD Majors Showers
Early Monday morning, The Institute staff were notified of the IMGD showering system being enabled by Foisie custodians.
The system, which was slated to be...
Move-In Day To Sweep Greek Life Under Giant Welcome Mat
As Move-In Day 2018 approaches, WPI is tidying up its campus image by rolling out an enormous red carpet – directly over its beloved...
Campus Events Email Stuck for 8 Months; Finally Sends
On Sunday, April 8th, students witnessed the return of the second most important publication at WPI. Outlook inboxes pinged triumphantly with the arrival of...
We’ve Rebranded as The Taller Towers!
In light of recent events, The Institute has officially rebranded! Welcome everyone, to The Taller Towers (tallertowers.org)!
The Towers at WPI's brave decision to call...
Turtleboy Reaches Climax, Scheduled for Move to the Louvre
Affectionately known by the people of Worcester as “Turtleboy,” the statue in Worcester Common has been praised among local art circles for decades, adored...
