Second Semester CA Faces Existential Crisis
WORCESTER, MA - Current roommates reported earlier this week that local WPI student Ashley Stone has been grappling with the tough realization that she...
Forget UltraFans. Worcester Shirt Scientists Claim Breakthrough
T-shirt researchers at Worcester Polytechnic Institute are claiming that they have unlocked the next evolutionary step since WPI SuperFan and UltraFan shirts. Team lead,...
BREAKING NOW: WPI Unveils Foisie Innovation Waterpark
WORCESTER, MA - In an unexpected development, reports are surfacing that WPI has just unveiled its latest capital improvement project. Workers on-site appeased anxious student onlookers, saying...
4 Fun Ways to Visualize Your Soul-Crushing College Tuition!
Happy first day of class! Lots of memories to be made this year and lots of cash to be spent. But how much cash?...
Sign the Petition: “Pokemon Go for Fitness” Gym Class
Because an unfortunate majority of our readers are now battling life-threatening addictions to a Japanese video game reboot, The Institute has decided to be...
Submit Card Suggestions for Cards Against WPI
Oh you thought we were done for the summer? Think again. Tell your CA, your RA, your BAE, your IQP group, your mother, and...
Endangered Fraternity Chapter Shut Down After Negligent Parent Lets Child Wander From Tour
The internet is in a tizzy after videos surfaced last week of a young boy wandering into a fraternity house. Four-year old Johnny Johnson,...
Tale of 54-Year-Old WPI Janitor Grad to Hit the Big Screen
Sources are reporting that Boston natives Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are putting the finishing touches on the script for their upcoming film, “Better...
More Helpful WPI Countdowns to Keep You on the Edge of Your Seat
Last week a helpful countdown was posted on myWPI which aims to keep students in total suspense for the next year and a quarter while campus...
WPI Greek Life Bans Solo Cups From All Fraternities
After reports surfaced over the weekend of a single Natural Light beer being poured into a solo cup somewhere on campus, the administration’s top...
