“Foisie’s Open Floor Plan Perfect For Closing Large Sections Off” Says WPI Administration
In last Monday’s press release, WPI administration clarified that the I&E room in Foisie Innovation Studio will be closed to the public starting on...
HoverBoards Deemed Too Risky for School’s Overwhelming Unathletic Population
This past Tuesday the administration released a memo restricting the use and storage of hoverboards in residence halls and dining halls. The memo came...
WPI Contemplates Move to ½-Ply
Citing economical reasons, administrators announced this past week that they are considering replacing the already-brutal 1-ply toilet paper in all residence halls and academic...
WPI Greek Life Bans Solo Cups From All Fraternities
After reports surfaced over the weekend of a single Natural Light beer being poured into a solo cup somewhere on campus, the administration’s top...
Greasy Pretzels, Sticky Fingers to Top off $49 Million Innovation Studio
Despite pesky student feedback requesting, “a 21st century restaurant” and “literally anything that doesn’t make me gassy,” WPI is moving forward with bold plans...
Foisie Innovation Studio Plans Unveiled, Just Robotics Lab with Beds
The great institution of WPI was the first school in the nation to offer a bachelor’s degree program in Robotics Engineering. Needless to say,...
WPI Waiver Fest 2k17: Safe, Legal, and with Just a Hint of Fun!
This week, The Student Waivers Office (SWO) announced its newest fun-filled campus event: Waiver Fest 2k17, which will be ‘duly executed’ on the quadrangle...
Amidst Controversy, WPI Plans to Release “Tech Quran”
WPI is chock-full of time-honored traditions. One such tradition takes place during new student orientation, where each freshman receives a ‘Tech Bible.’ The WPI...
Foisie Name Stripped, But Digital Consciousness Remains
Many students were shocked today to see the face of WPI donor Robert Foisie on the propaganda screen of the Innovation...
The Institute Investigates: The George C. Gordon Saunas
Following a slew of student complaints about the scorching temperature of WPI’s George C. Gordon library, administration has announced a new direction for the...
