WPI Greek Life Bans Solo Cups From All Fraternities
After reports surfaced over the weekend of a single Natural Light beer being poured into a solo cup somewhere on campus, the administration’s top...
Administration Approves ‘Keystone Light XL’ Pipeline to Deliver Low Quality Beer to Fraternities
Under new administration, the Keystone XL pipeline has been seeking new ownership after deals with the US government fell through. Excitingly, this came with...
WPI Waiver Fest 2k17: Safe, Legal, and with Just a Hint of Fun!
This week, The Student Waivers Office (SWO) announced its newest fun-filled campus event: Waiver Fest 2k17, which will be ‘duly executed’ on the quadrangle...
HoverBoards Deemed Too Risky for School’s Overwhelming Unathletic Population
This past Tuesday the administration released a memo restricting the use and storage of hoverboards in residence halls and dining halls. The memo came...
Administration Preps for Accepted Students, Orders Facilities to Neglect Places Tour Groups Won’t See
Spring is in the air. For WPI, this means two things: a slightly decreased sense of student misery and a vast increase in potential...
COVID Testing Proctors Replaced with Inflatable Tube Men
Citing budget cuts and a realization that it was the easiest job in the world, WPI has begun replacing covid test administrators with large...
Amidst Controversy, WPI Plans to Release “Tech Quran”
WPI is chock-full of time-honored traditions. One such tradition takes place during new student orientation, where each freshman receives a ‘Tech Bible.’ The WPI...
Huge Pit Reopened, Marking Annual Burial of MQP Reports
Excavators were spotted in a blaze of mechanical fury early Monday morning by Atwater Kent¹. As any WPI veteran will tell you,...
The Institute Investigates: The George C. Gordon Saunas
Following a slew of student complaints about the scorching temperature of WPI’s George C. Gordon library, administration has announced a new direction for the...
Foisie Innovation Studio Plans Unveiled, Just Robotics Lab with Beds
The great institution of WPI was the first school in the nation to offer a bachelor’s degree program in Robotics Engineering. Needless to say,...
