Fraternity Student “Accidentally” Buys 6 Pack of Coronavirus
C Term, also known as Cold & Flu Term, has plagued the WPI student body since the school’s founding. The student’s poor hygiene and...
The Institute Investigates: The George C. Gordon Saunas
Following a slew of student complaints about the scorching temperature of WPI’s George C. Gordon library, administration has announced a new direction for the...
RECRUITMENT SURVIVAL KIT: NOW ONLY $19.99
It’s that special time of year again, a time full of sisterhood, opportunity, and a whole lot of judging in the ‘mutual selection process’...
Uptick in COVID Cases Results in “Gulag” Battles at Townhouses
Due to student body confusion surrounding the message of “don’t leave campus” over WPI’s abbreviated spring break, there has been an increase...
Valentine’s Dating Guide
It’s been quite the year. Being stuck inside surrounded by popcorn bowls as Netflix asks if you’re ‘still watching’ for days on end has...
We’ve Rebranded as The Taller Towers!
In light of recent events, The Institute has officially rebranded! Welcome everyone, to The Taller Towers (tallertowers.org)!
The Towers at WPI's brave decision to call...
More Helpful WPI Countdowns to Keep You on the Edge of Your Seat
Last week a helpful countdown was posted on myWPI which aims to keep students in total suspense for the next year and a quarter while campus...
First Friday Night to Follow Sunday Schedule
As WPI’s revolutionary seven week term system gets started, the administration has announced that Friday night, August 25th, will operate on a Sunday schedule....
Endangered Fraternity Chapter Shut Down After Negligent Parent Lets Child Wander From Tour
The internet is in a tizzy after videos surfaced last week of a young boy wandering into a fraternity house. Four-year old Johnny Johnson,...
We Rank Lecture Halls From Least to Most Ass Sweat
Foisie Innovation Studio
Bad mouth it all you want- the space age- polymer recliners and open floor plan do wonders for the love...
