Post-Cancún Blizzard Leaves Seniors “Literally Dying”

This past week, WPI seniors finally lived out their MTV-inspired spring breaks and returned to Worcester for their final D Term. However, rather than...

WPI to Add New “Intro to the East Coast” Class for West Coast Natives

According to library historian Ben Dover, there didn’t used to be a need for this sort of intro class. However, as WPI’s marketing and...

BREAKING NOW: WPI Unveils Foisie Innovation Waterpark

WORCESTER, MA - In an unexpected development, reports are surfacing that WPI has just unveiled its latest capital improvement project. Workers on-site appeased anxious student onlookers, saying...

Fraternity Student “Accidentally” Buys 6 Pack of Coronavirus

C Term, also known as Cold & Flu Term, has plagued the WPI student body since the school’s founding. The student’s poor hygiene and...

How To Land That First Year Internship

Today you have to go to the career fair, meet with your academic advisor for the first and last time ever, AND submit that...

Lone Asshole Takes Up Entire Table Meant for Six

At approximately 3PM local time, sources reported that WPI sophomore Jerry Thompson walked right past the desks designed for individual use, and sat himself...

Junior Sets Record! Complains About ID 2050 for 2 Weeks Straight!

Sources reported last week that WPI junior, Ashleigh Johnson, officially smashed the world record for longest ID 2050 complaint session by ranting ceaselessly for...

A Freshman’s Guide to DAKA Hacks

The Institute staff compiled this list of 10 essential tips and tricks to help you survive your first year in dining hall paradise. 1. Stack...

Jug Club Exposed: Who Are They and Why Are They so Hydrated?

Simultaneously fashionable and functional, the gallon water jug is perfect for your average buff dude on the go. Before the jug, dehydration prevailed, its...

WPI Mom Rejoices that Son “Basically Invented” Heart Tissue

After news of a WPI scientific breakthrough flooded the internet earlier this week, local Worcester resident Barbara Baker quickly took to Facebook to share...