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Card-Spinning CC Cashier Draws Thousands, Increases WPI Revenue 300%

Picture this. You’re about to purchase a burrito bowl from WPI’s world-class campus center cafe. As you’re drenching your meal in Siracha you look...

Campus Events Email Stuck for 8 Months; Finally Sends

On Sunday, April 8th, students witnessed the return of the second most important publication at WPI. Outlook inboxes pinged triumphantly with the arrival of...

Vegans Outraged Over Animal-Themed Greek Week

Saying that it is cruel and manipulative to dedicate a week to demeaning animals, vegan students at WPI have a beef with the this...

WPI Student Celebrates Super Bowl 50 with Overwhelming Indifference

When asked if he would be siding with Panthers or the Broncos in tonight’s “big game,” WPI junior, Gerald Franklin informed The Institute that...

Endangered Fraternity Chapter Shut Down After Negligent Parent Lets Child Wander From Tour

The internet is in a tizzy after videos surfaced last week of a young boy wandering into a fraternity house. Four-year old Johnny Johnson,...

How To Land That First Year Internship

Today you have to go to the career fair, meet with your academic advisor for the first and last time ever, AND submit that...

HoverBoards Deemed Too Risky for School’s Overwhelming Unathletic Population

This past Tuesday the administration released a memo restricting the use and storage of hoverboards in residence halls and dining halls. The memo came...

Squirrels Launch ‘Occupy West Street’ Movement; Tensions Rise

WORCESTER, MA – Rising tension in the campus squirrel communities finally reached a breaking point this afternoon as protests erupted across West Street. “Occupy...

Freshman Attends Plant Parenthood Looking For Contraceptives

Recently The Institute has received multiple reports of mass confusion at the WPI Campus Event: Plant Parenthood. While the majority of students were extremely...

Skull Embroiders “Exclusive” on Ribbons; Clears up Confusion

Facing concerns that their secret society wasn’t achieving high enough levels of attention, members of WPI’s senior honor society, The Skull, announced their initiative...