Post-Cancún Blizzard Leaves Seniors “Literally Dying”
This past week, WPI seniors finally lived out their MTV-inspired spring breaks and returned to Worcester for their final D Term. However, rather than...
Card-Spinning CC Cashier Draws Thousands, Increases WPI Revenue 300%
Picture this. You’re about to purchase a burrito bowl from WPI’s world-class campus center cafe. As you’re drenching your meal in Siracha you look...
First Friday Night to Follow Sunday Schedule
As WPI’s revolutionary seven week term system gets started, the administration has announced that Friday night, August 25th, will operate on a Sunday schedule....
Squirrels Launch ‘Occupy West Street’ Movement; Tensions Rise
WORCESTER, MA – Rising tension in the campus squirrel communities finally reached a breaking point this afternoon as protests erupted across West Street. “Occupy...
RECRUITMENT SURVIVAL KIT: NOW ONLY $19.99
It’s that special time of year again, a time full of sisterhood, opportunity, and a whole lot of judging in the ‘mutual selection process’...
A9 Says Switching to Skittles the Breakthrough They Need
Following a string of panic attacks and pepper sprays to the face, sources reported that anonymous spirit organization, Animus Novem (A9), is looking to...
4 Fun Ways to Visualize Your Soul-Crushing College Tuition!
Happy first day of class! Lots of memories to be made this year and lots of cash to be spent. But how much cash?...
BREAKING NOW: WPI Unveils Foisie Innovation Waterpark
WORCESTER, MA - In an unexpected development, reports are surfacing that WPI has just unveiled its latest capital improvement project. Workers on-site appeased anxious student onlookers, saying...
Breaking: Freshman Arrives 45 Minutes Late to Lecture With Dunkin’ Cup
With the largest freshman class to date, WPI is ecstatic to welcome the class of 2023, and excited to watch from afar as a...
8 Complaint Strategies for WPI Finals Week! You won’t believe #5!
As WPI finals week comes to a close, check out The Institute’s hottest tips for complaining about finals. How many of these tips are...
