Skull Embroiders “Exclusive” on Ribbons; Clears up Confusion

Facing concerns that their secret society wasn’t achieving high enough levels of attention, members of WPI’s senior honor society, The Skull, announced their initiative...

We’ve Rebranded as The Taller Towers!

In light of recent events, The Institute has officially rebranded! Welcome everyone, to The Taller Towers (tallertowers.org)! The Towers at WPI's brave decision to call...

Fraternity Student “Accidentally” Buys 6 Pack of Coronavirus

C Term, also known as Cold & Flu Term, has plagued the WPI student body since the school’s founding. The student’s poor hygiene and...

WPI Student Celebrates Super Bowl 50 with Overwhelming Indifference

When asked if he would be siding with Panthers or the Broncos in tonight’s “big game,” WPI junior, Gerald Franklin informed The Institute that...

HoverBoards Deemed Too Risky for School’s Overwhelming Unathletic Population

This past Tuesday the administration released a memo restricting the use and storage of hoverboards in residence halls and dining halls. The memo came...

Vegans Outraged Over Animal-Themed Greek Week

Saying that it is cruel and manipulative to dedicate a week to demeaning animals, vegan students at WPI have a beef with the this...

Tale of 54-Year-Old WPI Janitor Grad to Hit the Big Screen

Sources are reporting that Boston natives Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are putting the finishing touches on the script for their upcoming film, “Better...

How To Land That First Year Internship

Today you have to go to the career fair, meet with your academic advisor for the first and last time ever, AND submit that...

Senior Bucket List

It's not like you actually have class as a second semester senior anyway. Here's our bucket list to pass the time until that familiar...

2019’s Top 10 (Out of a Possible 5) Frat Party Playlist Hits

The thoughts and opinions expressed in this article are not representative of the author’s music taste or the music taste of the Institute as...