A9 Says Switching to Skittles the Breakthrough They Need

Following a string of panic attacks and pepper sprays to the face, sources reported that anonymous spirit organization, Animus Novem (A9), is looking to...

Breaking: Freshman Arrives 45 Minutes Late to Lecture With Dunkin’ Cup

With the largest freshman class to date, WPI is ecstatic to welcome the class of 2023, and excited to watch from afar as a...

More Helpful WPI Countdowns to Keep You on the Edge of Your Seat

Last week a helpful countdown was posted on myWPI which aims to keep students in total suspense for the next year and a quarter while campus...

BREAKING NOW: WPI Unveils Foisie Innovation Waterpark

WORCESTER, MA - In an unexpected development, reports are surfacing that WPI has just unveiled its latest capital improvement project. Workers on-site appeased anxious student onlookers, saying...

10 Best Places at WPI to Take Tasteful Nudes

If there’s one thing every college student needs, its nudes. Not the scandal-inducing unprofessional ones, but tasteful, well-planned, immaculately posed nudes. It’s finals week...

We’ve Rebranded as The Taller Towers!

In light of recent events, The Institute has officially rebranded! Welcome everyone, to The Taller Towers (tallertowers.org)! The Towers at WPI's brave decision to call...

Jug Club Exposed: Who Are They and Why Are They so Hydrated?

Simultaneously fashionable and functional, the gallon water jug is perfect for your average buff dude on the go. Before the jug, dehydration prevailed, its...

Second Semester CA Faces Existential Crisis

WORCESTER, MA - Current roommates reported earlier this week that local WPI student Ashley Stone has been grappling with the tough realization that she...

Boston Tech Company “Not Looking For Anything Serious Right Now”

Every year, tens of companies venture to WPI to recruit the best of the best prospective employees, oftentimes providing graduating seniors with lifelong careers....

WPI Student Realizes He Is Simply Not Cool Enough for Spring Break

After vacationing in Cancún this past week, WPI student Greg Johnson reported that he had come to the conclusion that he simply is not...