Freeman Plaza fountain spewing coffee during construction

In response to rising undergrad numbers and dunks wait times, fountain plumbed with 3...

  Ah, the distinct taste of a dunks iced coffee before your 8 AM. It seems to be a prerequisite for early classes, with some...

Smart World Tapestry Taken Down After Lack of Socially Distanced Photos

One of The Institute’s correspondents was knocked off their feet by a strong blast of wind while walking by the Smart World...

WPI to Add New “Intro to the East Coast” Class for West Coast Natives

According to library historian Ben Dover, there didn’t used to be a need for this sort of intro class. However, as WPI’s marketing and...

Vegans Outraged Over Animal-Themed Greek Week

Saying that it is cruel and manipulative to dedicate a week to demeaning animals, vegan students at WPI have a beef with the this...

First Friday Night to Follow Sunday Schedule

As WPI’s revolutionary seven week term system gets started, the administration has announced that Friday night, August 25th, will operate on a Sunday schedule....

Freshman Attends Plant Parenthood Looking For Contraceptives

Recently The Institute has received multiple reports of mass confusion at the WPI Campus Event: Plant Parenthood. While the majority of students were extremely...

Post-Cancún Blizzard Leaves Seniors “Literally Dying”

This past week, WPI seniors finally lived out their MTV-inspired spring breaks and returned to Worcester for their final D Term. However, rather than...

Edward 40mask stands to replace the classic drinking game Edward 40hands due to convenience...

With drinking being the only way to pass time, many WPI students have adapted to the safety protocols in place due to...

Jug Club Exposed: Who Are They and Why Are They so Hydrated?

Simultaneously fashionable and functional, the gallon water jug is perfect for your average buff dude on the go. Before the jug, dehydration prevailed, its...

Breaking: Freshman Arrives 45 Minutes Late to Lecture With Dunkin’ Cup

With the largest freshman class to date, WPI is ecstatic to welcome the class of 2023, and excited to watch from afar as a...