10 Best Places at WPI to Take Tasteful Nudes
If there’s one thing every college student needs, its nudes. Not the scandal-inducing unprofessional ones, but tasteful, well-planned, immaculately posed nudes. It’s finals week...
How To Land That First Year Internship
Today you have to go to the career fair, meet with your academic advisor for the first and last time ever, AND submit that...
Jug Club Exposed: Who Are They and Why Are They so Hydrated?
Simultaneously fashionable and functional, the gallon water jug is perfect for your average buff dude on the go. Before the jug, dehydration prevailed, its...
Endangered Fraternity Chapter Shut Down After Negligent Parent Lets Child Wander From Tour
The internet is in a tizzy after videos surfaced last week of a young boy wandering into a fraternity house. Four-year old Johnny Johnson,...
Boston Tech Company “Not Looking For Anything Serious Right Now”
Every year, tens of companies venture to WPI to recruit the best of the best prospective employees, oftentimes providing graduating seniors with lifelong careers....
Introducing SNAP X Premium Shuttles; Sleek, Luxurious, Still Not on Time
As part of an exciting new initiative to suck less during the 2017-2018 academic year, WPI’s SNAP transportation service has unveiled its new premium...
Second Semester CA Faces Existential Crisis
WORCESTER, MA - Current roommates reported earlier this week that local WPI student Ashley Stone has been grappling with the tough realization that she...
Breaking: Freshman Arrives 45 Minutes Late to Lecture With Dunkin’ Cup
With the largest freshman class to date, WPI is ecstatic to welcome the class of 2023, and excited to watch from afar as a...
Fraternity Student “Accidentally” Buys 6 Pack of Coronavirus
C Term, also known as Cold & Flu Term, has plagued the WPI student body since the school’s founding. The student’s poor hygiene and...
Edward 40mask stands to replace the classic drinking game Edward 40hands due to convenience...
With drinking being the only way to pass time, many WPI students have adapted to the safety protocols in place due to...
