Sign the Petition: “Pokemon Go for Fitness” Gym Class
Because an unfortunate majority of our readers are now battling life-threatening addictions to a Japanese video game reboot, The Institute has decided to be...
Endangered Fraternity Chapter Shut Down After Negligent Parent Lets Child Wander From Tour
The internet is in a tizzy after videos surfaced last week of a young boy wandering into a fraternity house. Four-year old Johnny Johnson,...
Tale of 54-Year-Old WPI Janitor Grad to Hit the Big Screen
Sources are reporting that Boston natives Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are putting the finishing touches on the script for their upcoming film, “Better...
More Helpful WPI Countdowns to Keep You on the Edge of Your Seat
Last week a helpful countdown was posted on myWPI which aims to keep students in total suspense for the next year and a quarter while campus...
Students Sit in Gym For 12 Hours to Raise Money for CEO’s Mansion
The campus bustles as students, faculty, and staff prepare for another year of Relay for Life, taking place in the Recreation Center this upcoming...
Vegans Outraged Over Animal-Themed Greek Week
Saying that it is cruel and manipulative to dedicate a week to demeaning animals, vegan students at WPI have a beef with the this...
WPI Student Realizes He Is Simply Not Cool Enough for Spring Break
After vacationing in Cancún this past week, WPI student Greg Johnson reported that he had come to the conclusion that he simply is not...
8 Complaint Strategies for WPI Finals Week! You won’t believe #5!
As WPI finals week comes to a close, check out The Institute’s hottest tips for complaining about finals. How many of these tips are...
Due to Lack of Submissions, SGA Changes Competition to 10,000 $1 Ideas
This past week, the Student Government Association announced the second annual “$10,000 Idea Competition”. The competition encourages students to submit a plan for a...
The Institute Investigates: The George C. Gordon Saunas
Following a slew of student complaints about the scorching temperature of WPI’s George C. Gordon library, administration has announced a new direction for the...
