Lone Asshole Takes Up Entire Table Meant for Six
At approximately 3PM local time, sources reported that WPI sophomore Jerry Thompson walked right past the desks designed for individual use, and sat himself...
Introducing SNAP X Premium Shuttles; Sleek, Luxurious, Still Not on Time
As part of an exciting new initiative to suck less during the 2017-2018 academic year, WPI’s SNAP transportation service has unveiled its new premium...
A Freshman’s Guide to DAKA Hacks
The Institute staff compiled this list of 10 essential tips and tricks to help you survive your first year in dining hall paradise.
1. Stack...
First Friday Night to Follow Sunday Schedule
As WPI’s revolutionary seven week term system gets started, the administration has announced that Friday night, August 25th, will operate on a Sunday schedule....
WPI Mom Rejoices that Son “Basically Invented” Heart Tissue
After news of a WPI scientific breakthrough flooded the internet earlier this week, local Worcester resident Barbara Baker quickly took to Facebook to share...
Post-Cancún Blizzard Leaves Seniors “Literally Dying”
This past week, WPI seniors finally lived out their MTV-inspired spring breaks and returned to Worcester for their final D Term. However, rather than...
RBE Major Seeks Love at Beam Signing Ceremony
Sources reported Thursday that senior Robotics Engineering major, Tanner Brink, attended the Innovation Studio’s Beam Signing and Topping Off Ceremony in the hope of finding true...
Second Semester CA Faces Existential Crisis
WORCESTER, MA - Current roommates reported earlier this week that local WPI student Ashley Stone has been grappling with the tough realization that she...
BREAKING NOW: WPI Unveils Foisie Innovation Waterpark
WORCESTER, MA - In an unexpected development, reports are surfacing that WPI has just unveiled its latest capital improvement project. Workers on-site appeased anxious student onlookers, saying...
4 Fun Ways to Visualize Your Soul-Crushing College Tuition!
Happy first day of class! Lots of memories to be made this year and lots of cash to be spent. But how much cash?...
