Move-In Day To Sweep Greek Life Under Giant Welcome Mat
As Move-In Day 2018 approaches, WPI is tidying up its campus image by rolling out an enormous red carpet – directly over its beloved...
Endangered Fraternity Chapter Shut Down After Negligent Parent Lets Child Wander From Tour
The internet is in a tizzy after videos surfaced last week of a young boy wandering into a fraternity house. Four-year old Johnny Johnson,...
2019’s Top 10 (Out of a Possible 5) Frat Party Playlist Hits
The thoughts and opinions expressed in this article are not representative of the author’s music taste or the music taste of the Institute as...
Lone Asshole Takes Up Entire Table Meant for Six
At approximately 3PM local time, sources reported that WPI sophomore Jerry Thompson walked right past the desks designed for individual use, and sat himself...
How To Land That First Year Internship
Today you have to go to the career fair, meet with your academic advisor for the first and last time ever, AND submit that...
Sign the Petition: “Pokemon Go for Fitness” Gym Class
Because an unfortunate majority of our readers are now battling life-threatening addictions to a Japanese video game reboot, The Institute has decided to be...
Fraternity Student “Accidentally” Buys 6 Pack of Coronavirus
C Term, also known as Cold & Flu Term, has plagued the WPI student body since the school’s founding. The student’s poor hygiene and...
Skull Embroiders “Exclusive” on Ribbons; Clears up Confusion
Facing concerns that their secret society wasn’t achieving high enough levels of attention, members of WPI’s senior honor society, The Skull, announced their initiative...
10 Best Places at WPI to Take Tasteful Nudes
If there’s one thing every college student needs, its nudes. Not the scandal-inducing unprofessional ones, but tasteful, well-planned, immaculately posed nudes. It’s finals week...
4 Fun Ways to Visualize Your Soul-Crushing College Tuition!
Happy first day of class! Lots of memories to be made this year and lots of cash to be spent. But how much cash?...
