Skull Embroiders “Exclusive” on Ribbons; Clears up Confusion

Facing concerns that their secret society wasn’t achieving high enough levels of attention, members of WPI’s senior honor society, The Skull, announced their initiative...

10 Best Places at WPI to Take Tasteful Nudes

If there’s one thing every college student needs, its nudes. Not the scandal-inducing unprofessional ones, but tasteful, well-planned, immaculately posed nudes. It’s finals week...

4 Fun Ways to Visualize Your Soul-Crushing College Tuition!

Happy first day of class! Lots of memories to be made this year and lots of cash to be spent. But how much cash?...

We Rank Lecture Halls From Least to Most Ass Sweat

Foisie Innovation Studio Bad mouth it all you want- the space age- polymer recliners and open floor plan do wonders for the love...

WPI Waiver Fest 2k17: Safe, Legal, and with Just a Hint of Fun!

This week, The Student Waivers Office (SWO) announced its newest fun-filled campus event: Waiver Fest 2k17, which will be ‘duly executed’ on the quadrangle...

Senior Bucket List

It's not like you actually have class as a second semester senior anyway. Here's our bucket list to pass the time until that familiar...

Second Semester CA Faces Existential Crisis

WORCESTER, MA - Current roommates reported earlier this week that local WPI student Ashley Stone has been grappling with the tough realization that she...

Squirrels Launch ‘Occupy West Street’ Movement; Tensions Rise

WORCESTER, MA – Rising tension in the campus squirrel communities finally reached a breaking point this afternoon as protests erupted across West Street. “Occupy...
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Card-Spinning CC Cashier Draws Thousands, Increases WPI Revenue 300%

Picture this. You’re about to purchase a burrito bowl from WPI’s world-class campus center cafe. As you’re drenching your meal in Siracha you look...