Jug Club Exposed: Who Are They and Why Are They so Hydrated?
Simultaneously fashionable and functional, the gallon water jug is perfect for your average buff dude on the go. Before the jug, dehydration prevailed, its...
Freshman Attends Plant Parenthood Looking For Contraceptives
Recently The Institute has received multiple reports of mass confusion at the WPI Campus Event: Plant Parenthood. While the majority of students were extremely...
Smart World Tapestry Taken Down After Lack of Socially Distanced Photos
One of The Institute’s correspondents was knocked off their feet by a strong blast of wind while walking by the Smart World...
Junior Sets Record! Complains About ID 2050 for 2 Weeks Straight!
Sources reported last week that WPI junior, Ashleigh Johnson, officially smashed the world record for longest ID 2050 complaint session by ranting ceaselessly for...
In response to rising undergrad numbers and dunks wait times, fountain plumbed with 3...
Ah, the distinct taste of a dunks iced coffee before your 8 AM. It seems to be a prerequisite for early classes, with some...
Post-Cancún Blizzard Leaves Seniors “Literally Dying”
This past week, WPI seniors finally lived out their MTV-inspired spring breaks and returned to Worcester for their final D Term. However, rather than...
Edward 40mask stands to replace the classic drinking game Edward 40hands due to convenience...
With drinking being the only way to pass time, many WPI students have adapted to the safety protocols in place due to...
A9 Says Switching to Skittles the Breakthrough They Need
Following a string of panic attacks and pepper sprays to the face, sources reported that anonymous spirit organization, Animus Novem (A9), is looking to...
4 Fun Ways to Visualize Your Soul-Crushing College Tuition!
Happy first day of class! Lots of memories to be made this year and lots of cash to be spent. But how much cash?...
Breaking: Freshman Arrives 45 Minutes Late to Lecture With Dunkin’ Cup
With the largest freshman class to date, WPI is ecstatic to welcome the class of 2023, and excited to watch from afar as a...
